Matt.22
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1] And Jesus answered and spake unto them again by parables, and said,
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2] The kingdom of heaven is like unto a certain king, which made a marriage for his son,
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3] And sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come.
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4] Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Behold, I have prepared my dinner: my oxen and my fatlings are killed, and all things are ready: come unto the marriage.
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5] But they made light of it, and went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise:
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6] And the remnant took his servants, and entreated them spitefully, and slew them.
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7] But when the king heard thereof, he was wroth: and he sent forth his armies, and destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city.
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8] Then saith he to his servants, The wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not worthy.
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9] Go ye therefore into the highways, and as many as ye shall find, bid to the marriage.
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10] So those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both bad and good: and the wedding was furnished with guests.
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11] And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment:
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12] And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having
a wedding garment? And he was speechless.
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13] Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Rev.22
[10] And he saith unto me, Seal not the sayings of the prophecy of this book: for the time is at hand.
[11] He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.
[12] And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
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Here are some snappy comebacks. Being speechless seems only slightly better than bragging about your works, which apparently ends in the lake of fire. (Matt 7:22-23)
So try these:
must you remind me? the traffic was unbearable getting here.
I knew I forgot something, to stop at the dry cleaners.
I was hung over from the last wedding party and forgot to get it dry cleaned. forgive me.
I have a feeling we've been through this before, but give me one more chance.
those ropes are completely unnecessary. I'm sure we can work something out.
there was no mention of a wedding garment in the invitation. see I have it right here.
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if you say nothing you're doomed.
maybe He'll only tie one hand behind your back and throw you into the twilight zone.
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